Don't let the man get you down

And the sign said, "Long haired, freaky people need not apply".

So very far away from home

How pointless everything is from that view. So small, so insignificant.

iPhone rates

Hello unlimited data and visual voicemail for $20 more than I'm paying now. This deal continues to look sweeter every day. I wonder if I wait until a few weeks into July if there will still be some in stock around here.

This is your life in the toilet

Shock and awe man, shock and awe. Seeing this is about the same as catching Optimus Prime out back sucking dick for coke. No wonder the kids are all messed up in the head.

SF

"There are countless examples here of the real power that science fiction has to address current events in a way that's safe and acceptable for most audiences, while speaking very seriously about them to those who look beyond the spaceships and rayguns to the ideas behind the stories. Whether it was written one hundred years ago or just published last month, science fiction can give us warnings about the future, hope for the future, or just blissful escape into the future, visiting fantastic worlds that are light-years away – and as close as our bookshelves and televisions."

-- Wil Wheaton

Lists are the new black

Kind of common sense crap you find in sappy movies, but I still think it's a decent list. Especially the parts that involve not working too hard and eating.

Trip is cancelled

Motherfucker.

iPhone

With every ounce of every fiber of my very being I'm having to pray to have the strength to not sit in line next week for one of these.

Flyleaf

It's like Avril with slightly less suck. Slightly. Way more hottness tho. Way more.

A giant pile of awesome

rofl em ae oe. seriously.

This late in the game and...

I still think I'd rather fix things.

Dude.... how... what... ???

I think I'd rather take waterboarding, honestly. How hard do you have to pull to do that?? I know it's not a thick sack of skin, but damn.

A few random things

Just a couple things on my mind right now.

1) It's a cherry tree. I guess I won't be despising it and cutting it down. I'm going to have to find out if I can trim it up a bit and what I need to do to take care of it. I love me some cherries.

2) My grass sucks to walk on. Five minutes of playing with the dog out there and I feel like I've been running on rocks.

3) The asian chick on charm school is a fucking moron and pumpkin is such a slut. Good god what a slut.

4) I'm hungry. Trying to think way back, I don't how the hell I survived. Wtf did I eat? How did I eat, play WoW, and go out a few nights a week? It's a mystery the likes of which this world has never known. Actually though, when I think about it, I think having the computer two feet from the stove helped a bit.

5) Back to the charm school thing, apparently pumpkin is just 21? Somehow that explains everything. I ranted about how lowering the drinking age would be bad, but I gotta believe that if it was like 16 or something, girls today wouldn't act so odd. The bonus though is that we all get to see her titties. Hooray for boobies.

6) Call me crazy, but being alone is depressing. On the flip side, not as depressing as I've had it be before. I'm not sure if it's because I'm older or if it's because of other circumstances. I haven't ranted about that whole thing and I'm not sure if I will. I probably should just to get it out a bit, but I don't think now is quite yet the right time.

7) Because it's on right now, I don't like people that argue with criticism. I hope I don't do that too often. Even more so, I hate people that cry when they get criticized. How could you cry like that on TV? Sure, in teh bathroom when you get home or something, but on fucking TV? Uugghh.

Sweep the Leg

I think I posted this before, but really it's worth posting again. You don't get any better than this. Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy.

Let's try this again

Okay, so the music didn't go over so hot. How about this here video? You know it was funny when the muppets covered it, it was funny when the office did their rendition, and it's still funny now that we're doing it again.

Also, this is pretty true I think:

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=3117

Music you need to hear

When you're done with that one, check out the other songs by M. Ward on the tube. Good stuff man, good stuff.

Best digg story ever

The link is brilliant, the comments are brilliant. This is pretty much exactly what the internet is here for. Aside from porn. Lots, and lots of porn.

Racist? Me?

Harvard study says I'm racist. I dunno man, I think the test is kinda messed up.

Motivation

What a bad time to not have any. This crappy weather isn't helping either.

Assaholic

Catching up on some Riches here and this is what they drop on me. Fuggin brilliant. Assaholic. If there's ever a disease I'd be proud to catch, that's gotta be it.

Metal in my hands

Ouch dude. Ouch. Honestly, screw the sun. Screw it right up it's giant yellow asshole. Those egyptians that prayed to the sun? Yeah, screw them too. You wanna pray to something, pray to the clouds that save your ass from frying.

And this is all as I watch people catch crab in freezing waters. This is about as american living as you can get.

Bloody hot

Wtf is up with this weather man? Pushing 100 degress in June? Jesus. This global warming thing sure is shaping up to be some kinda myth mr el presidentay.

Anyway, people's are getting settled in now. AC's going, dog's napping, books are good and Deadliest Catch has been running a marathon. If the sun would take a rest, this'd be a fine 7th day indeed.