Sore

I... am so sore. 75% of my crap is moved, at least. Down to the food and the shit that's been sitting a closet for the last 10 months. Gotta make this last midnight run and then it's off to bed. This way I can up and finish before I need to go water plants at my mom's... cuz she's enjoying her vacation. Sons a bitches, all y'all.

AJAX

Damn. That shit is tight. Easy as hell to work with. It's like the internet just hit 2005 and I'm only now finding out about it.

Python Challenge

It's more fun than a barrel of monkeys.

Hoowah

My dog's been found. i'm happy.

Bleh

My dog ran away. i'm depressed.

Oh shit!

Samurai Champloo on cartoon network! Too bad the dub sucks. Great series though, I need to get them other dvds in.

Also got the first set of clone wars cartoons on the dvr. Rock.

I need a new nose

The one I got hurts and is full of dried blood. I jigged, man. I jigged a long time. I just wanna lay down and go back to sleep now.

Right Where It Belongs

See the animal in his cage that you built,
Are you sure what side you're on?
Better not look him too closely in the eye,
Are you sure what side of the glass you are on?
See the safety of the life you have built,
Everything where it belongs
Feel the hollowness inside of your heart,
And it's all...right where it belongs

What if everything around you,
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?
What if you could look right through the cracks,
Would you find yourself...find yourself afraid to see?

What if all the world's inside of your head?
Just creations of your own
Your devils and your gods all the living and the dead
And you really oughta know
You can live in this illusion
You can choose to believe
You keep looking but you can't find the woods,
Are you hiding in the trees?

What if everything around you,
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you used to know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?
What if you could look right through the cracks,
Would you find yourself...find yourself afraid to see?

The Way It Should Be

Yessir, this is the first step to the rest of your life.

Assholes

No... I was wrong. It's not her... it's him.

Wankers

Stop with your fucking games. That's all I gotta say. Just fucking stop.

Funniest Evar

Read that link. Now. Cuz it's funny. And cuz I told you this is what would happen long ago (yeah, it's archived). So stoopid.