Thanks again South Park

"If I have to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwhich, I just don't see the point." - Stan Marsh

The blood of innocents?

I know that if I had been killed in a terrorist attack, I would want the blood stained metal from the building I was in to be used in building a ship that would be used to bring death to impoverished nations around world.

In other news, the war is going fine and our economy is as strong as ever. Buy Nike and remember to pay your taxes.

MilesTag

Too friggin awesome. Everything you need to know when building your own laser tag gun.

Georgia

I can't tell who I'm supposed to hate here. I've read that the Ossetians want to break away from Georgia. I've read that the Georgians are trying to keep the Russians from taking their country through Ossetia. I've read that Ossetia is a part of Russia and that it's a part of Georgia. I've read that Russia is involving itself because they want to take back oil routes. I've read that the US is supporting Georgia and I've read that the US is doing nothing. I've read that Putin wants to reclaim the Soviet Union and I've read that the Russians were the first to offer a cease fire, which was ignored by the Georgians. I've read that the Georgians put down the first offer of a cease fire and didn't honor it. I've read that the US is using the event to distract from advances on attacking Iran.

I don't know who or what to believe anymore.

No matter how cool you are

You will never be as cool as that video.

Motorcycle finally effing works

Yeah it sorta works. It doesn't bleed oil like a sumbitch anymore basically. My jets aren't big enough tho, which is a bitch because I don't know where I'm gonna get some big enough ones. But when I get them, holy shit. It's gonna sound like a bastard and get off the line like a banshee. Or something like that.

And I passed the STAR class so I'll get my license all brand newed up in a couple weeks when I get the certificate. I'll be all legal and shit. Hell yeah.