Hey thanks CableOne

I appreciate you guys blocking port 25 so I can't setup a mail server without routing through you first. It's awesome that I pay you a fucking shit ton of money so that *you* can decide what I'm allowed to do with the service. Fucking assholes.

Also, you jackass spammers that are the *reason* things are this way, fuck you. I hope a large rock falls on you. Every last one of you.


p.s. WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCKING THING SUCKS! God bless you bill o'reilly. You are my example of how a man should compose himself.