I should gps my luggage...

... so I can view the trip it takes when it gets lost next time. Apparently the airline has no clue where it went. Personally, I think it took some extra time to look around Denver, maybe catch a movie, and possibly spend a night with a $2 hooker.

Honestly, how the fuck are we still losing luggage in the year 2007? I can't check in for a flight and not board the plane without getting the 3rd degree, but somehow my luggage can still return to the aether from whence it came after I pass it off to the idiots at the front desk. That's progress, eh? God damn Canadians.