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My coat's hung up, so I know I'm home again. Canada was a really nice place to visit. The people I was there to see were a lot of fun to hang out with. The people on the way back to America were the typical American assholes, but I'm happy to be back with them again.

Oh... and Canadian money is some fucked up fake ass shit. A looney and a tooney? Fucking christ, man. I'd have some of their colorful dollar bills as well, but incompetent people had us use them for the cab ride to the airport. What a cocksucker.