Blonde

There was this blonde at Mulligans tonight. I swear to you, I'd buy her an island if she wanted and I never even talked to her. She was that good looking. So was that other girl that alown said was 18 and very much taken. The blonde was cuter anyway. That's why she gets the island I can't afford.

And also... the b key should not be next to the space bar on this laptop. It doesn't work quite right if I don't feel like concentrating. But for that girl, I'd have a keyboard of nothing but space bars. I think I'm okay with that.