Friday, September 10, 2004

Fuck ESPN

So I paid like $70 to park at school... in addition to the $2000+ to be here. And it turns out, when there's a football game gonna be on the ESPN, I can't park here. At the place I paid nearly $3000 to be at and park. This is fucked up. And I'm pissed. I skateboarded the whole way here and my heart is like "Dude... seriously... I'm passing fucking McDonald's through right now... stop moving!" It hurts. Like a god damned son of a bitch, it hurts. And I smell bad because of it. Plus, I put them 6x9s in my truck and was all like "hell yeah, I'm pimp shit now" only to find out, I can't park here!

In other news, I'm no longer going to be saying "e-mail" or "mail of the electronic variety". I will henceforth use the term "gmail" when referring to things of that nature. This is because what we've used up until now for electronic mail has been nothing but a joke played on us by rich white people. Gmail is the way it was meant to be and the way it will forever be. Not really because of the massive space, but because the interface rocks my world. You all should get gmail too.

2 comments:

Chastity said...

That parking situation sucks....you should get everyone you know to complain. Complaints in mass quantities helps sometimes.

Energon said...

The problem is that football is pretty much all that brings people here. Take that away and the school goes away. It's really unfortunate.